Bayern scarfBy their standards Bayern Munich had a bad season.

It culminated in April when they were gubbed by (the eventual winners) Barcelona in the Champions League and California Klinsmann was dismissed soon after. They brought in Jupp Heynckes as a caretaker manager and there was a bit of a fight back but it wasn’t enough. They eventually finished as runners up in the Bundesliga.

Bayern have signalled their intention to be back next season better and stronger with the appointment of Louis van Gaal – who just won the Eredivisie with AZ Alkmaar – as their new coach. But the next question will be who will be playing under him ?

The summer transfer window opens on July 1st but the speculation began long before as to where a couple of best chums will be at the end of August:

Toni and Ribery

The word is with Luca Toni (who has just turned 32) will be transferred over to the retirement homethat all depends on who Silvio Bertusconi finds to be his next puppet….

That's right - 100 MILLION ! The BIG speculation though is about the picturesque Franck Ribery, with Uli Hoeness, the Bayern Munich General Manager putting a €100m price on his head.

He may value the rugged Ribéry at that much, but the man himself will dictate where he wants to be next season (he’s got previous when he decided to walk out on Galatasaray to play for Marseille) – and amongst the choices for his next destination is (maybe) ManUSA*, Real Madrid* or Chelski.

* This all of course depends on where C-Ron wants to flout next season.

– on the music side some people have sung about fancy boy Franck:

Givvusakiss » Kaiser Franz Hose – Oh Franck Ribery
» MySpace page

Updated. Thanks to Jules for filling in the gap.

But the better one is about Luca Toni, which has a video with the man himself starring in it.
– Firstly though the song:

Luca celebrates » Matze Knop – Numero Uno

Fritti, Scampi, et Chianti, calamari
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Cannelloni, Luca Toni, Pepperoni
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Bella Donna, Mama Mia, Alimente
Ciao Ciao, Roma Roma, Ribery, Amore Mio

Mozzarella, Mortadella, Mit Nutella
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Prego, Foul an Luca Toni
Simulazioni, Stehe wieder auf (hey)

Prego, Luca Tore mache, Und bei Jubel lache, Campioni LUCA TONI

Zabaione, Minestrone, Oben Ohne
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Italiani, trifft Germani, große Klappe
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Bella Donna, Mama Mia, Alimente
Ciao Ciao, Roma Roma, Ribery, Amore Mio

Amaretto, Rigoletto, Benedetto
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Prego, Aqua minerale ,Grappa speziale
Cozze vongole

Prego, Foto di panini, Schicker Lamborghini, Luca Toni kriegt Millioni

Tortellini, Cappuccini, Con Martini
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Luca Toni, Telefoni, Berlusconi
Chiama qui per te – NUMERO UNO

Bella Donna, Mama Mia, Alimente
Ciao Ciao, Roma Roma, Ribery, Amore Mio

Schwarze Haare, Viel palare, Calcio di mondiale ma per me – NUMERO UNO

Welcome to the news of the world:

Colero ma-kio mio millo piascolo piccolo, no, Monaco di bavaria, Campioni del Mondo, no, EM ausgeschieden, no che bello, no, alora che bello

Gool de Luca Toni!!

Tortellini, Cappuccini, Con Martini
Luca sei per me – NUMERO UNO

Luca Toni, Telefoni, Berlusconi
Chiama qui per te – NUMERO UNO

Bella Donna, Mama Mia, Alimente
Ciao Ciao, Roma Roma, Ribery, Amore Mio

Schwarze Haare, Viel palare, Calcio di mondiale ma per me – NUMERO UNO

See that hand gesture in the picture ? That’s his goal celebration. He does it all the time.
– Including his appearance in the official music video.

– And here’s a visual lyrical version.

Finally let’s watch the two best buds having a mess around, before they depart for pastures new:

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