Miss World Cup

“Hello and welcome back to Miss This World Cup 2010 !”

…After the previous swimsuit round (with a slight embarrassment for Miss England who forgot her costume and subsequently went out wearing nothing but a knotted hankie on her head) – we now come to the talent part of the competition…

Thank you Uruguay for entertaining us with their balloon animals, and Ghana with the piano recital during the break – it’s now the turn for Miss Germany… Here tonight being represented by Franz “Der Kaiser to you and me, kick and rush football not for him” Beckenbauer.

“Take it away, Franz !”

Beckenbauer's 2nd single » Franz Beckenbauer – 1-0 fuer Deine Liebe
(English: One-nil for your love)
1:0 für deine Liebe
1:0 hast du gesiegt
Denn ich weiß, dass
Alles Glück in meinem Leben
Ganz allein in deinen Händen liegt

1:0 für deine Liebe
1:0 für dich allein
Hab ich dich, dann
Kann mir gar nichts mehr passieren
Deine Liebe lässt mich glücklich sein

1:0 für deine Liebe
1:0 hast du gesiegt
Denn ich weiß, dass
Alles Glück in meinem Leben
Ganz allein in deinen Händen liegt

1:0 für deine Liebe
1:0 für dich allein
Hab ich dich, dann
Kann mir gar nichts mehr passieren
Deine Liebe lässt mich glücklich sein

– (Google Translated)
1:0 for your love
1:0, you have triumphed
Because I know that
All happiness in my life
All alone in your hands

1:0 for your love
1:0 for you alone
Hab ich dich, then
Can I do nothing happens
Your love makes me happy

1:0 for your love
1:0, you have triumphed
Because I know that
All happiness in my life
All alone in your hands

1:0 for your love
1:0 for you alone
Hab ich dich, then
Can I do nothing happens
Your love makes me happy


» More here.

Ah ha… thank you for that… lovely…

Now for our next contestant – All the way from the Argentines (Don’t mention the Malvinas !) down there in the Americas… it’s the effervescent and always smiling Diego Armando “drug taking, tax evading, hand of god cheating” Maradona. Who in this instance gets into a three way:

Pimp Maradona » Pimpinela and Diego Maradona – Querida Amiga

– There is a video too.

» More here.

Scintillating…just scintillating…

Going back to Europa again and to the low countries… to the Netherlands…Holland… the land of the Holland..ish peoples, who is being represented by Ruud “a big management failure at Newcastle, Feyenoord and even LA Galaxy” Gullit, who admits to being:

Ruud Gullit - Not The Dancing Kind » Ruud Gullit – Not The Dancing Kind

» More here – Including an anti-Apartheid song.

“Super…super… schexy indeed…”

So once again we take an intercontinental passage back to South America and the beaches of Rio… the sand… the samba… and representing them is Edson “El Rey” Pele :

Pele soundtrack cover » Pelé & Gracinha Leporace – Meu Mundo E Uma Bola (My World Is A Ball)

» More here.

Thank you for that. Captivating…

“Join us again after the break where to entertain us whilst the judges are making their decisions… Kevin Keegan will perform a medley of his greatest hi.. some of the singles he’s released… ”

Then we will crown – MISS VUVUZELA 2010 !

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