Fatt Bladder did his best to stop these files from being leaked (by trying to sit on me) but the truth will out !
Footieleaks : The England Files
Since everybody else is jumping on the spoof Wikileaks bandwagon… We’ve “discovered” some previously unpublished football and music items which once you’ve read them might start a riot…
The Faux Internationals
I’ve only just noticed that there’s some international friendlies being played midweek. As usual they are a pointless waste of time that will mean nothing to anybody. Because the are not proper competitive qualifiers I’m calling them faux friendlies…
“Martin To Ossie And Bang”
Those are some lyrics to a song about the England team from 1970, do they ring a bell ? Chris needs your help. He’s got …
It’s England’s Irony
There’s a New Hope ! It’s a New Era !
Actually no it isn’t. Despite everything that happened in South Africa it’s the same as usual for the England team…
I Was Saying Boo-Urns…
The first chance for the fans… which is a misnomer because of what they’ll be doing… to boo the England team in a few hours. Many of the hacks in their published articles asking what’s the point of booing, the players knew that their performance in South Africa was dismal…
The Footballers In Video Challenge
This started out as challenge via Twitter – to find a music video where a football player makes an appearance…
Now We Know How It Feels
Unlike the one that was eventually given 44 years ago, this time there wasn’t a doubt. For a double irony I was hoping that England …
Don’t Mention A Draw !
What am I going to do now…? I used up all the footballing clichés the other day with the balls to the wall post. I …
It’s Balls To The Wall
It’s crunch time. It’s time to sort out the men from the boys. It’s time to stand up and be counted. At times like this …








