You have probably guessed that if I’m doing a series of posts with bad song, it is going to get increasingly worse before… well actually it isn’t going to get better any time soon. Sorry.

Look don’t blame me. I am only the messenger.

Ok the advanced warning is given, time to insult your ears with this musical homage to another player, which like yesterday with Juninho, is regarded as a messiah at the club.

Cantona

You don’t need me to tell you about Eric.

You do..? Just a little bit then:

The now retired enfant terrible spends his time with the occasional acting gig and managing the France beach soccer squad. He has been offered a coaching job back at Old Trafford (because yeah, there’s no difference between beach soccer the and Premier League), but has refused because of the Glazer family. Although the word is that he has softened with age and is now thinking about it.

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A song that somehow got out, was done by some unknown “artists” and the name they chose for the occasion – appropriately enough – was “Beach”. The song title is a strange one too. Did he suffer some (unreported) memory loss ..?

» Beach – You Are Cantona

Hey stop throwing the shoes, I told you it isn’t my fault.

I need to distract you from the abysmal effort above…. ah how about this one… it actually mentions Cantona in the

I Am The Mimic Man
I Come From Down Your Way
And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

Lets Do Tommy Cooper
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That.

I Am The Mimic Man
I Come From Down Your Way
And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

It’s Frank Spencer
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice

Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That

I Am The Mimic Man
I Come From Down Your Way
And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

Try Michael Barriemore
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back

Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That

I Am The Mimic Man
I Come From Down Your Way
And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

Heres Victor Meldrew
Oh MY God I Dont Believe It, Oh My God I Dont Believe It
Oh My God I Dont Believe It Michaels On The Phone

Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That

I Am The Mimic Man
I Come From Down Your Way
And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

Here Comes the Gladiators
Another one Bites The Dust
Another one Bites The Dust

Oh MY God I Dont Believe It, Oh My God I Dont Believe It
Oh My God I Dont Believe It Michaels On The Phone
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That

I Am The Mimic Man
I Come From Down Your Way
And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

Its Eric Cantona
Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah!
Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah

Another one Bites The Dust
Another one Bites The Dust
Oh MY God I Dont Believe It, Oh My God I Dont Believe It
Oh My God I Dont Believe It Michaels On The Phone
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like oh thank you very much

I Am The Mimic Man
I Come From Down Your Way
And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

Please Welcome Bruce Forsyth
Nice to See You To See You Nice Nice To See You To See You Nice
Nice To See You To See You Nice What Do Points Make Prizes

Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah!
Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah
Another one Bites The Dust
Another one Bites The Dust
Oh MY God I Don’t Believe It, Oh My God I Don’t Believe It
Oh My God I Don’t Believe It Michaels On The Phone
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice oh I Gotta Bit Of Trouble
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That

Black Lace » Black Lace – I Am The Mimic Man

*ducks a major barrage of footware heading this way*

OW ! Ah come on it worked didn’t it ? You’ve now forgotten about the first song. But are now not forgiving me for that one…

All right I’ll make it up to you.

Here’s a track from Ash done in 1996. They got permission to use the photograph from that incident for the single’s cover:

Ash - Kung Fu » Ash – Kung Fu

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