Football and Music

That’s it. I give up.

There isn’t any point in continuing.

I have just discovered something… actually Baker and Kelly did by anyway…

Before I continue on listen below.

Seriously. Do not read any further until you have heard:

You see ! You see !

No don’t stop it. You have to play through the pain.

Right now I imagine that at least 50% of you have just committed an act of violence on some inanimate object. Your printer has just gone flying off your desk. It’s alright. I understand. It is justified.

I’ll try to explain…

The object of this site is to find that footie/musical perfect storm. Sometimes they can be bad but they are usually still listenable. Until now.

The major offender of your ears just now is one Jess Conrad.
A name you may have heard in passing but one of those that you don’t know why you are familiar with and from where. Think cheezy lounge singers. This bloke is the template for all of them.

After hearing Conrad (with Tanya Tenola in that song - we must name and shame everybody involved) I clutched my head, peered through my fingers at my computer as it why, after my treating it with such care and attention, why would my laptop want to hurt me so.

As mentioned the original discovery was made by the two Danny’s - Baker and Kelly posted their latest podcast and now because of hearing that song I feel the life being drained out of me.

Why should I carry on…? Why should I bother anymore…

No come on snap out of it. Don’t think about it. Don’t even try to remember the tune.

Dammit too late ! He’s got into my head. I can still hear it…

“Passing kicking   shooting dribbling   tackling heading   and ball control…

BUT…

IT. GETS. WORSE.

Upon first hearing this I had to find out more. I don’t know why, but I think if I have to get hurt from this I’m going to take out as many of you with me as possible !

A quick Google easily found a bigger horror. More terror than you can imagine.

Again before I continue I must mention WFMU’s Beware of the Blog a place full of musical oddities which you have to spend some time going through.

It is to their ‘credit’ that they posted the origins to this footie and music crime committed by Conrad. But guess what.. he was not alone - and it now gets weirder…

This is turning into a long post so I will continue after the jump :

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