Football’s Just A Branch Of Science

I have some exclusive celebrity gossip. You’ll not see this in the National Enquirer. Only on here. It is about the erstwhile drink/drugs/party all the time Lindsay Lohan. Did you know that she is an immortal and the real reason that she checks into rehab clinics is to get a blood changes so she can regenerate. Her last few visits have only been for top-up’s, previous to this she was in deep rehab for about 20 years. Hidden away at a clinic in deepest darkest Wales. We in Blighty saw her before that, back in 1986 when she was on…