Here you go:
That’ll be $250 Million please.
Derek was so excited by that goal that the first thing he did after he was subbed was to post an update on his blog:
“Hello everypeeps,
I know, another blog so soon, but after me match t’other day I couldn’t wait to let you know howz I feels.
It was funny to start the darts match against D.C. (Didcot Council) United but to actually bend one in on me first propa home game was more than I could have hoped for, an intensely moment for me. On top of that I was handed Capstan Full Strenth (which I fought they didn’t make anymore, but anyways…) at the start of the game and I felt like me lungs were going to blow after a few puffs of that. I definitely hope there are a few more of those!
Ize real fit, (hanging round too much with me mate Ali G too much me finks. Starting to talk likes him now) so that was very goodz. I was well pleased to pull a good hour after the lock-in, but ’specially pleased that we won and we’re in the final of the South Oxford Darts SuperLiga. The fags were superb all night and I thought we deserved to get some more, even though Didcot Council gave us a few probs and had a strong beer.
I’m now looking forward to our next round away at Red Bull Arms, Near Yeading, and hope to play a part in that. Hopefully, we can build on last night’s result.
Speaks soon
Derek”