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His name is Zola, he is the bossman...

You may have read reports that directly after West Ham’s defeat to Stoke last Saturday, Gianfranco Zola immediately flew back to Sardinia to consider his future. Well that wasn’t the case. The real reason was because Paolo, the bloke who was running his side business for him was sick and Gianfranco went to cover for him. So if you were in the bar at the airport Holiday Inn in Cagliari on Sunday night, you might have seen “Francesco” (as he likes to call himself when belting out a few numbers to get the crowd warmed up) providing your entertainment. –…

[Video] Brand Is Forever Blowing Bubbles

The Summer Of Pod

That well known Hammer (as you will see in the clip) appeared on TV in the USA last month to plug the MTV Music Awards (which he was presenting). The talkshow host Jimmy Fallon (previously a cast member on Saturday Night Live and then afterwards a series of unfunny films including the pIsspoor Hollywood remake/change it into baseball movie Fever Pitch) asks Russell Brand about football and gets him to do some West Ham songs: » Link to video » First posted by Rob at We Don’t Know Football

Hurry Up Harry, C’mon

Another one of those bothersome international breaks, so time for me to wheel out some related material. – Starting with England who’s fan (may or may not) will try to break the internets this coming Saturday with the away match against the Ukraine, then fall asleep in front of the telly the following Wednesday evening whilst Belarus slip one past the dozing defence. England have already put qualification to bed last month but there will still be people who’ll keep one eye on these matches – especially the tabloid headline writers who will rub their hands at even the slightest…

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

So charges were brought after last month’s pre-arranged dance between Green Street and the ICF. Sadly it wasn’t left on the street and some displayed their idiocracy inside the ground: We should try to find out the name of this bloater so we can name and shame him. I’m sure he’s been banned for life but the world need to know he is so that we can point and laugh. A spokesman for Millwall was shocked, SHOCKED ! that charges brought against them. They are blaming the fact that their ticket allocation was small thus many ticketless fans turned up.…

[Subs Bench] The Hammer And The Blue

They’ve still got the audio posted on their site. » Russell Brand & Noel Gallagher on Talksport Radio (1 Hour 43 mins show) It was very entertaining and I hope they will have another crack at it. Hopefully the next time that Brand fellow will get his lackey’s to do some research beforehand and at least google to find some decent football and music to play on the show. Ah and I believe I know where to find some…

Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time Part 2 – Bobby Zamora

2nd in a series of songs done about some footie players which at that moment… I remember seeing Bobby Zamora playing – and scoring often – at Brighton. I thought at the time that he was a good future prospect. He went there at first on loan from Bristol Rovers and in his 6 games he scored 6 goals. After this Brighton were quick to sign him permanently. Zamora spent a further three seasons with them and in his 186 appearances he scored 70 goals. This sort of form obviously gets you noticed by the bigger clubs and one came…

“I’m A Cockney, I’m A Cockney…”

I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, pound of bananas, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, alright how’s your Pauline ? , I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, knees up Mother Brown, I’m a Cockney,Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots. I’m a Cockney, I’m a Cockney, I’m a…