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This is the first post in what I'm calling the “Nostalgia Ain’t What It Used To Be” series in which we’ll be looking back at significant events and people from days gone by.

To start us off it is Denis Law and that back-heel.

It it more commonly remembered as the 10 yard cheeky chip-in that sent Man Utd down, but in fact they were pretty much already doomed anyway.

A quick reminder »

Denis Law was one of these rare players who had played for Man City and then moved to Man Utd (via Torino for one season) before signing again for City.

But his second spell at Maine Road was after 11 sucessful years at Old Trafford. Back at City it was a Denis Law who was near the end of his career.

In City’s last game of the 1973–74 season, it was his back-heel that gave City a 1–0 win, but he was devastated to have relegated United (it turned out they would have been relegated even if the match had been drawn, but Law did not know this at the time) .

When he scored Law didn’t celebrate the goal, he walked back up to the half way line with his head down and was substituted immediately afterwards. This game was the last of his professional career, as he retired shortly afterwards.

Stefen Cush of The Men They Couldn’t Hang remembered this and other events of the 70’s when he wrote today’s tune:

Denis Law and Ali McGraw


» The Men They Couldn’t Hang - Denis Law and Ali MacGraw

Lyrics:

Lyrics

Some real jumpers for goalposts moments in there, plus mentions of a couple of other players.

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[ Posted by Webbie on October 25, 2007   |   Filed under ToTP   Tags:     » Add comments ]

I admit it. I looked. After the last two footie&musical/light entertainment in hell postings I tried to find another one. I wanted that hat-trick. But like the other day when that Slavia Prague keeper pulled off a stunning save to deny Walcott his third it was not to be.

Nothing from Max Bygraves…? Lennie Bennet…? Come on there had to be another another ‘celeb’ who rocked the mic ? Diddy David help me out here. You are still doing the announcements at Fulham. Haven’t you sung about them ?

Ah well it is not to be. Unless you know different

But until then I’ll slowly take us away from this pool of despair and brighten things up with another bit of cheezy bit of light entertainment actually. But this time the artist knows that he is camp with a capital C and he plays up to it.

His Mam sez no drums after 7


» Frank Sidebottom - Manchester City Medley

» Previously on F & M…

Don’t forget to look into Frank’s World on the inter-net.

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[ Posted by Webbie on October 18, 2007   |   Filed under ToTP   Tags: ,     » Add comments ]

Still the funniest and best chant ever.
The Disco Pants

It started out as a chant by Man City fans, but then Sunderland got a hold and ran with it…

You know of how this came about don’t you ?

Purely Man City has the story behind the song and it’s not a pretty one :

…In 1992 the City squad were on a pre-season tour in Penola, Italy. Michael Carruth, who went to the same primary school as Quinn, had just won a boxing gold medal for Ireland at the Barcelona Olympics and Quinn is celebrating.

A boxing ring had, for some reason, been set up in the town square and coach Sam Ellis and some of the players decide to organise their own Olympic boxing tournament. As other players drunkenly slap each other in the sun, Quinn gets into an argument with a drunk Steve McMahon in the toilets in the corner of the square. Ellis encourages the two to settle the argument with a fight. After a flurry of punches from McMahon the fight ends with Quinn splitting McMahon’s nose with his first punch.

Quinn then goes off with new signing Ricky Holden in search of entertainment. Finding a dance bar Quinn takes off his ripped and blood-splattered shirt to get past the bouncers. Wearing only a pair of cut-off jeans he begins dancing frenetically, unaware there is a group of City fans watching. He is soon treated to the first performance of the famous chant.
The story then turns more violent…

» Read about the whole incident here.

Then after transferring from City to Sunderland the fans adopted the chant and then a few years later some blokes from their fanzine recorded and released it as a single. It got to number 59 in 1999.

But it doesn’t end there !

There’s another story involving the Disco Pants, which also led to a bit of a disagreement, but this time the mighty Quinn came out a winner. Well… apart from the £8,000 he had to shell out for taxis… Read this article about an away match in Cardiff, the cancelled easyJet flight and currently the best Chairman in the Premier League.

After the incident the songs lyrics were changed slightly:

“Niall Quinn’s taxi cabs are the best,
So shove it up your arse Easyjet,
Fat Fred wouldn’t do it for the Mags,
Niall Quinn’s taxi cabs!”


» A Love Supreme - Niall Quinn’s Disco Pants

Extra link:

- You can also hear a Hot Pants remix of the song on the A Love Supreme /MySpace page.

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[ Posted by Webbie on September 25, 2007   |   Filed under ToTP   Tags:     » 2 comments ]

I read the other day that Branson has sold the Virgin Megastore chain. The buyers are some of the senior staff at the company, which is nice to see. They have decided to rebrand the chain though and it’s new name from November will be… wait for it… Zavvi.

I hope that it survives. I’ve been reading in the past year that many chains (MVC and Tower records) are going under. With more and more people buying songs online…additionally with today’s news of Amazon USA opening their mp3 download store and of course Cherry Red Records in the UK, the traditional record shop is disappearing from… well I was going to say from the High Street, but apart from HMV and Virgin, the better record shops were never found in the High Street, always down some side street.

Another article via the Beeb reports on how many of the shops down my favourite and probably most famous side street for records in the world - Berwick Street.
Mister CD is closing down. Selectadisc has gone. Reckless Records has gone bankrupt. But like the above management buyout there is still someone there who will continue on. SisterRay still have their shop further down, but the article mentions that they bought the old Selectadisc premises and opened there too.

It will be sad going to Piccadilly Circus and not seeing Tower Records there (location bought by Virgin Megastore, soon to be Zaavi). But as Dave Killington of Mister CD says in that article: “People over 35 are still buying CDs, but no-one under 35 is,” says Mr Killington. “We’re just going the way of technology.”
And those people left who are buying CD’s are purchasing them online more often too.

So this post is to mark the passing of the traditional store and to post a song which marks the heyday of the record shop and of the time when the bands designed and homemade the covers to their singles which they went round to local record shops to ask them if they would stock it.

You know it is, it really is, thank you.There is a footie connection with this one: The Freshies [Best of CD] were big Man City supporters. The did a track called “Dancing In The Kippax” which I’ll have to find. You might be more familiar with the lead singers other persona - and another well known Citeh fan - Frank Sidebottom. [Best of CD]

In 1980 the Freshies put out a single which not long after it’s release, Virgin Records made them change the title to remove the name of their chain. Which with looking at Richard Branson and the way he constantly promotes himself and his ventures, was a bit of a strange move. Obviously Sir Richard didn’t have a say in this. In fact a couple of years ago Branson was looking for the girl who was on that checkout counter.

So the title was changed from: “I’m In Love With The Girl On The Manchester Virgin Megastore Checkout Desk” to:
“I’m In Love With The Girl On A Certain Manchester Megastore Checkout Desk” and still holds the record as the longest title of a chart single. Again it is strange that they were made to change the title because in the lyrics to the song they mention many other record labels.

The Freshies - I'm In Love With...


» The Freshies - I’m In Love With A Girl On A Certain Manchester Megastore Checkout Desk

The band are no more, but Frank Sidebottom lives on and has his own telly show ! He can be seen on Channel m. (Which you can watch online - click that link back there and have a look.) the TV Channel for Greater MCR.

Bonus video » Watch Frank Sidebottom’s Supergroup covering The Fall’s “Hit The North”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiduNJG-Ltk

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