Continuing the theme of songs about (in particular) Scottish midfield geniuses, how about putting up ‘Pat Nevin’s Eyes’ by The Tractors from about 1987? I’ve been looking for that for 20 years – all I’ve got is an old Peel bootleg.

And from my own part of the world, on individual players you can’t touch Dave Banana’s “Barrie Vassallo (What A Guy)”.