He played at Chelsea when it was unfashionable but he made it fashionable. Pat Nevin was the quintessential 80′s footballer…at least with his hairstyle.
Looking like he could step in for any member of Duran Duran at the time. Pat was the leader of the footie playing floppy fringes as seen to the right there (click to view closer up) and via these fine examples – this one on Flickr – and this one on the Chelsea FC site.
But the wee winger (he is 5’6 without his Cuban heels) wasn’t your typical footballer. Nevin is one for the arts, music and literature. It says in Wikipedia:
“He has an arts degree from Glasgow Caledonian University. He was noted during his playing days for being somewhat different from the stereotypical footballer, especially through his interest in literature and the arts, and in his musical tastes, preferring The Fall and Joy Division to Phil Collins or Lionel Richie. As such, he was interviewed by the NME.”
Even though he played at the other side of Stanley Park, he hung out with John Peel too.
I’m surprised, especially looking at that Chelsea FC picture (go on have a look, it will popup in a window) that it wasn’t used on an album or as a single cover. The photo is crying to be used.
I’m also surprised that Tranmere’s biggest supporters – Half Man Half Biscuit, who’ve been featured on F&M numerous times didn’t do a song about him.
(Tranmere Rovers was the next stop after his glory days at Chelsea and then Everton).
But some label mates of theirs did do something about him…
This band called themselves The Tractors and were on Probe Plus Records at the same time as HMHB.
Sadly that is all there is to know on them. There is zero other information out there. Choosing to name your band after a farming machine makes it difficult when googling for them. If any reader out there can expand on this with some history then leave a comment.
The Tractors recorded a spoof of the HMHB song Dickie Davis Eyes and used Nevin’s mesmerising peepers as their subject:
EDIT: Last minute update – I found someone selling a Tractors 12″ single on ebay. It has 4 tracks including this one:
» The Tractors – Pat Nevin’s Eyes
With thanks to the Reverend Jim of the Plymouth Offside website for this submission.
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