It seems that Derek has forgotten about his blog even though he’s got plenty of time on his hands right now. Time he is going to spend, according to entertainment/gossip websites, wearing tight underpants so he can get it on with Skeletor and conceive a girl.
(Do we really need that much information ?)
Until Derek remembers that he has a blog and gets one of his assistants to make something up to post; some related stuff we’ve found:
Gift Grub is a comedy sketch thing originating from Irish radio station Today FM. Usually Gift Grub’s skits are in the form of a song about a famous subject. You might have heard one of their productions - “José and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat” - in the F & M Jukebox.
Here’s another one of their efforts, to the tune of The Streets song Dry Your Eyes, - Roy Keane phones Beckham after England’s defeat against France in Euro 2004, to console him:
[lyrics]
(If you really like it and want to download it then right-click and Save Target/Link As…)
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