All We Are Saying…

…is give Cole a game…

With apologies to the late great legend

“Ev’rybody’s talkin’ ’bout…

Madism, Crapism, Cynicism, Fatalism,
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism…

All we are saying, is give Cole a game
All we are saying… is give Cole a chance

(C’mon)
Ev’rybody’s talkin’ ’bout
(South African) midwinter, (Rooney not a) hitter, (the England fans all) a twitter,
Ballsups and fcukups, team rows, and black eyes, (then) bye bye and Bye byes..

All we are saying… is give Cole a chance
All we are saying… is give Cole a game

(Let me tell you now)
Ev’rybody’s talkin’ ’bout
Self-flagellation, a very pissed off nation,
Player revolution (followed by) F.A mediation (then finally) congratulations

All we are saying, is give Cole a chance
All we are saying, is give Cole a chance…

Ev’rybody’s talkin’ ’bout
Crouchy and Defoe, Terry and Stevie Gee,
Michael Dawson, Garry Barry, Emile Heskey,
Franky Lampard, Glen Johnson, Wayne Rooney, Jabulani
Jabulani jabu jabu lani…

All we are saying… is give peace a chance
All we are saying… is give peace a chance…”

(Repeat ’til England are out)

» John Lennon & the Plastic Ono Band – Give Peace A Chance

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